WoW Patch 9.1.5: a total of 73 offensive jokes and flirt

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In their efforts WoW adapt to today s standards, remove the developer with patch 9.1.5 wow a large number of jokes and flirt sayings, the characters in World of Warcraft s own. A first list in English shows which spells will no longer give your characters in the future from him.

Deleted jokes and flirt sayings in patch 9.1.5 wow

Blood Elf Male

Do not you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Blood Elf Female

So I went to this troll spa the other day and I wound up with dreadlocks and a frigging bone in my nose! I mean come on! Who Pays for that?

So you mean I m stuck with this hair color ?!

Is that a mana wyrm pocket in your, or are you just happy to see me?

Normally, I only ride on epic mounts ... But, let s talk.

Blood Elf Demon Hunter male

Are you sure you re not part-demon? I find myself wanting to stalk you.

I hope you like tattoos, Because they re permanent. If you do not believe me, You Could try rubbing them off.

Blood Elf Demon Hunter female

Of course thesis are real. You ... mean the tattoos, right?

Dark Iron Male

Interested in joining the mile deep club?

Draenei male

When we arrived here I lost many jewels did had been in my family for generations. If You Could get your hands on my family jewels I would be deeply appreciative.

Would you be offended if I said that you had a beautiful transgoto? The other one, that s not bad either.

Draenei female

Yes, they are real, and They Can cut glass.

I want you to lick and splat my gurgling noises slurping noises

dwarf male

Oh, I m having a wardrobe malfunction! ( Twang ) Ooo, there s me hammer.

You look pretty, I like your hair, here s a drink ... Are you ready now?

I must be asleep, cause you are a dream come true. So, I m slightly damp.

female dwarf

No they re not real, but thanks for noticing.

It s like my father always used to say: Shut up, and get out.

My Uncle has brass balls, no really!

I give myself a Dutch oven pedicure every night. I ve got no foot fungus at all. My toes are pristine.

I ll have you know I can flatten steel with my thighs.

male gnome

I d like to give a shout out to my boys in Gnomeregan. Keeping it real Big-T, Snoop-Pup and Little Dees. Y all are short, but you re real, baby!

Goblin male

Yeah. He told me to tie her up and do whatever I wanted to her ... so I Took Her stereo!

Ever rode a rocket before? Mine s huge.

I like my women the way I like my fuses: Short, fast and ready to blow.

I got what you need. Sound of zipper

female Goblin

I m a modern woman goblin. Independent? I still let men do nice things to me. But I stopped giving them any credit.

I m a free spirit. I do not like to be tied down. What? You mean literally? Oh no ... totally into that.

Out of the way, you nobgoblin!

I m short and good with my hands ... how can you resist?

Is your wallet did? Or are you just glad to see me? Both I hope!

So then, he asked me to go up on him!

Hochbergtauren male

Trust me ... I have experience at exploring deep places.

Hochbergtauren female

Are you staring at my rack?

You do not need to be from the tribe Skyhorn to join the mile high club.

Human Male

A guy walked up to me and said I m a teepee, I m a wigwam, I m a teepee, I m a wigwam! and I said Relax you, you re too tense!

Human Female

Why does everyone automatically assume I know tailoring and cooking?

I like to fart in the tub.

Lightforged Draenei female

Have you seen Prophet Velen s new dance? He calls it the Mac Areena !

When in doubt ... touch anything did glows.

Let s go back to my ship and twist our Nether.

I admire a soldier who can ... remain ... at attention.

Mechagnome male

Why yes, I do have a vibrate setting! Why does everyone keep asking?

Mechagnome female

I used to be a ten, but then I upgraded to at eleven.

Night born male

Mmmm, I wanna tap that ley line.

Night born female

Is that an illusion in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

There s no area denial in this raid.

Male Night Elf

I hope you re not afraid of snakes.

Elf female

Oh, look, I m dancing again! (Darkly) I hope all your friends are enjoying the show ...

Sure, I ve got exotic piercings.

Orc male

That armor looks good on you. It would look even better on my floor.

Um ... You look like a lady.

Orc female

What s estrogen? Can you eat it?

male Pandaren

Yeah, I would tap dat keg.

Hey, hot stuff. Want to try breeding in captivity?

Nice pants. What s the drop rate?

Hey gorgeous. Wanna try crane position? Oh no... For you, monkey style.

Pandaren weiblich

Oh, I ve never done THAT before.. Uh... You re not doing it right...

Let me show you my kung fu grip.

Tauren männlich

Homogenized? No way, I like the ladies.

I know it seems strange, but I m practically a cow. So why am I wearing leather?

Free rides for the ladies.

Y know, older bulls really only have one function.

Taure weiblich

One time I laughed so hard I milked all over the floor.

I ve got big, soulful eyes, long eyelashes and a wet tongue. What more could a guy want?

Troll männlich

I ve got a shrunken head: I just came out of the pool.

I heard if you cut off an extremity it ll regenerate a little bigger. Don t believe it.

I like my women dumpy and droopy with halitosis.

Want some of my jungle love?

Troll weiblich

When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate over 80 times in one night. Be you prepared?

Untote männlich

Once you go dead, you never go back.

Untote weiblich

Yes, they re REAL! They re not mine, but they re real!

Us undead girls really know how to have a good time, because after all, what s the worst thing that could happen?

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